

He won’t stop talking. Explaining. Correcting. Interrupting. It's constant and unavoidable. You’ve tried patience, you’ve tried ignoring it, and it’s exhausting. You just need one minute without him rattling on and on.
Offer ChapStick. And while he applies, it gives you that quick break you need to take a deep breath and regain your patience.
Lips sealed. Commentary paused, a moment reclaimed. His lips don’t need to flap, his joke doesn’t need an explanation, and your patience doesn’t need testing.
We haven't solved mansplaining, but we’ll buy you three seconds of silence.