“There is some wacky shit out there. UFO abductions, flat earth theories, birds controlled by the government. Some people truly believe it. They try explaining it to grandma at the thanksgiving dinner table. They create Facebook pages filled with like minded individuals. We won’t waste time convincing them. There will always be skeptics, for the rest of us, there’s Verizon.”
Lincoln Logs turn imagination tangible, living rooms into skylines and floors into cities. A tower reaching higher than a couch, a bridge stretching across a rug; each piece is a chance to create, experiment, and spark motivation.
Lincoln Logs is inspiration that lasts a lifetime. The creations built today are more than wood and notches, they are the first steps toward dreaming bigger, reaching higher, believing in your own ideas, and the foundation of monuments.
He won’t stop talking. Explaining. Correcting. Interrupting. It's constant and unavoidable. You’ve tried patience, you’ve tried ignoring it, and it’s exhausting. You just need one minute without him rattling on and on.
Offer ChapStick. And while he applies, it gives you that quick break you need to take a deep breath and regain your patience.
Lips sealed. Commentary paused, a moment reclaimed. His lips don’t need to flap, his joke doesn’t need an explanation, and your patience doesn’t need testing.
We haven't solved mansplaining, but we’ll buy you three seconds of silence.
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Don’t reach for them. Don’t do Smarties.